I’m FUCking Ben Affleck

Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m ******* Ben Affleck! Ben Affleck: He’s ******* Ben Affleck. Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m ******* Ben Affleck! Ben Affleck: He said he’s ******* Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger ****. Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right? Ben Affleck: No… Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…******* Ben Affleck? Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m ******* him! Brad Pitt: Great, sign here. Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on ******* Ben Affleck. Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh…. Brad Pitt: What did you wish for? Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside. It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind. I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes. When I’m ******* you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly. And our ******* won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try. Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it. Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it. Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g. Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s ******* our friend Ben. Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand… Everyone: He’s ******* Ben Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: ******* Ben Affleck Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. Everyone: Just like prison. Macy Gray: He’s ******* Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy. Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the ******* night and day… Lance Bass: Just ask Huey! Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them **** at all? Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them ****.